This is the fourth,
HP's about to morph,
Into something awesome,
And you'll be awestruck,
The original was deleted,
To be honest I feel cheated,
I'll take the best lines,
The best ones that actually rhymed,
Uh, my girlfriend just went lesbian,
Don't feel bad for me yet?
I wasn't there when the sex began,
Yeah, that was a good line, I bet,
That reminds me how my girlfriend and I had met,
One day in math,
After forgetting the craft,
I took a picture of her,
It wasn't special, sure,
It wasn't sexual,
It was respectable,
And you're goddamn gullible,
I jacked off to it, yeah, tug and pull,
I was satisfied with my own imagination,
Then she found out from friends making me lose my patience,
I just got this fucking PhD,
In fact, the cure to cancer is to suck a D,
And if you think I think a thing,
Well, um, uh, I can't think a thing,
Oh yeah, I'll mention something about pain,
I killed Bruce Wayne,
I hate myself,
I can do a dog's yelp,
Yep, welp,
I don't know where to go,
Uh, we got some snow,
Um, this is a shot-for-shot remake of the original,
It might be criminal,
I just like to hurt,
I killed captain Kirk,
Now he has no work,
He's visiting Precard,
In the Hell's Ward,
I don't know what Star Trek is,
Um, uh, yeah, drink my piss,
God damnit, Chaonipfalol,
You made me lose my flow,
I need to stop making these,
Fuck being a troll,
Be a fucking LOL!